My Wizard101 dabblings

Note: I am permanently retiring from Wizard101 because its exploitative monetization. If anyone knows of a game like Wizard101 that isn't P2W, then let me know.

My Wizards

History

• 2009? – started playing with my brother, Fluxuated (although he hadn't adopted that name yet).
• 2010? – started dumping lots of money on Crowns, most of which were wasted on henchmen and Earthwalker pets
• 2011 – stopped because Ghost Avalon was too hard for poor Andrew DragonThief the sorceror
• June 14, 2016 – "2016/06/14" (Japanese warning!) foreshadows the second coming
• Later that day – Samantha CrowCaller the Theurgist is born! Unfortunately, there was a password leak, but the offending areas should be blurred now. Watch at my risk.
• June 15, 2016 – I shell out $60 for an annual subscription.
• June 20, 2016 – A historically long eight-hour video is released.
• Cirno Day, 2016 – Cheryl FrogBane the Thaumaturge is born!
• October 9, 2016 – My luck finally recovers and I get a hat from Malistaire the Undying.
• December 26, 2016 – Nicole GreenRiver the Diviner is born!
• January 5, 2017 – Fluxuated briefly returns.
• January 6, 2017 – Fluxuated forgets about Wizard101.
• June 2, 2017 – temporary permanent retirement. Fuck this P2W "fAmIlY fRiEnDlY" game, fuck KI, fuck the people who ruin PvP. And most of all, fuck the fact that this shit game doesn't even run on Linux.

My guides

• General tips and tricks
• Spells to learn

Spooning with the chat filters

Innocent sentences that get caught (red-handed?)

Some ways to get around the filters